Hilarious April Fools Pranks

Sex "Change"

Schedule a sex change operation. On the day of the operation, request that you are numbed rather than put under. About forty minutes into the operation, tell your doctor, "You know what? On second thought, I think I'm gonna stay the way I was. Could you just put everything back together?" Before he's able to find how to respond say, "Since nothing's gonna be different, I'd better not be charged for this either."

We Don't Need No Stinking Taxes

Send in your federal income tax report with nothing filled in. Attach a note that reads:

Dear American Tax Person,

I no pay taxes. No green card. Also am terrorist.

From,
[Your name]

(If the authorities are gullible enough to come to your house, see how long you can keep them fooled. Once they've put you in handcuffs, you can laugh.)

Emergencies Everywhere

Ask your family members if they want to be in on an April Fool's Prank, but do not tell them what it is. Then call your local fire department to tell them that the local police department building is on fire. Next, call the local police department and tell them that several men are firing shots at the fire department building. Openly admire the confusion you've caused. Laugh heartily. Wait for a family member to say, "What if someone needs help? The police and the firefighters are busy." Immediately stop laughing. Look very serious. Say, "Exactly," directly to the family member who just spoke. Pull the tarp off the pile of gas soaked rags and logs in the corner of the room. Laugh again - this time more evilly.

Robin Hoodwinked

Complete a successful bank robbery. Slip the feds and travel to the small town where previously you charmed the impoverished populous and promised the town's well-liked Catholic priest that you would see to it personally that the people of this desolate, underprivileged community would one day enjoy a better life. Find the priest, and tell him you have made good on the promise. When he asks what you mean, tip your cap and leave him with your duffel bag at his feet. Tell him not to worry about where the gift came from - what's most important is that the townspeople get help. Leave before the priest finds that the bag is filled with jelly beans. Return to wherever you robbed the bank to return the money. Make sure to have a good laugh at the bank employees and the police officers who got suckered into thinking you were really robbing the bank.

Monkey's Uncle

Find a quiet place at the zoo to dress yourself in a gorilla costume. In costume, find a way into the lion's den. The zoo employees will look quite foolish when zoo patrons see that a gorilla has gotten into the lion's den.

Family Reunion

Host a family reunion barbecue at your home. Invite every relative you can think of, regardless of how distant. Make sure the reunion runs smoothly for a good three hours. Gather everyone into your backyard to hear your special address. When everyone is present, begin barking. Bark as loudly and convincingly as you can. Then say, "Now for everyone who's not dog people, I will translate: I have a cabbage patch of untold worth." Pull down your trousers and underpants to expose your dyed-green pubic hair. Begin asking who wants some cabbage. Sprint to the oldest family member present and yell, "Good boys eat their vegetables!" over and over. Perform an inappropriate dance at this time. Now run to your grill where you had been cooking hamburgers all day and shout, "There's no more people meat! You all go home now!" After everyone's left, send out a mass e-mail to let them know they've been "cabbaged".